

sailor poon
shop by print
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mercury in retrograde 2.0
saxophones and frequent bathroom tripspoon prism power
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non-smoking section
i need to step outside really quick
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sailor emily
this goes out to a real one
origin story
sailor poon started out as an alcohol-fueled joke to buy the sailorpoon.com domain because i'm an idiot. we had originally planned to create a website that did nothing but collect all the best sailor moon-themed pornography on the internet, but webscraping takes time and i'm a degenerate. anyways, my wife left me, my dog died, and this is all i have left. i spend my days making t shirt designs and staring directly at the sun, hoping one day she will forget what a loser i am and decide to come back home. unfortunately i can't afford rent all by myself, so she doesn't really have anywhere to come back to, i guess. bummer. please buy a shirt, i need another bottle of gin.